Happy Canada Day!!!

[Vita]

To the only country that actually matters in this world.

To a country that actually stayed loyal to the british and didn't become a territory. To a country that decided a Union Jack on their flag was ugly as shit.

To the only country that can help spread peace through the world, be in both world wars long before america decides to get there dumb asses bombed and more or less help save humanity..all the while being respected throughout the world....

Happy Canada Day.....

Fuck Yeah!!!!

[Vita]

+1 for Parody Thread

+1 because Spike is a taint

[Deezy]

I hate Canada, fucking cops wouldn't let me be insanely drunk in peace and dumped out my 60 on friday. Only got to drink half of it and was only left with a king pack.

Fuck Mounties!!

[Jiso]

Quote Originally Posted by Vita all the while being respected throughout the world....

i lol'd

[Seak]

awaiting Slame tbh

[Vita]

is that like a mix of shame and being slammed?

[SPIKE]

Quote Originally Posted by Vita To the only country that actually matters in this world.

Really? Come on now...don't fuck with yourself

Quote To a country that actually stayed loyal to the british

That's because your a bunch of fucking pussies, and what's worse is that you let THE FRENCH split your country in half. When you let the THE FRENCH do what ever they want than you know you have no dick.

Quote and didn't become a territory.

Technically your still a territory to Great Britain and the Queen technically still rules over you, but she couldn't really give a rat's ass about it because the only thing you guys actually make that anyone would be interested in is Crown Royal.

Quote To a country that decided a Union Jack on their flag was ugly as shit.

So you put a leaf on your flag....really??? A leaf???

Quote To the only country that can help spread peace through the world,

Apparently piggybacking our armed forces in everything we do is your method for spreading world peace. Why aren't you guys going around the world handing out Molson's, going to local bars and blurting out "Oh Canada" now that might actually work.

Quote be in both world wars long before america decides to get there dumb asses bombed

The only reason you were in the war was because you were a territory of the British Empire and you had to go, so don't give me you valant bravery shit. And Secondly which country did the whole world call on to actually END the wars...that's right suck my cock maple tree fucker.

Quote and more or less help save humanity..all the while being respected throughout the world....

Your currency is called the looney...can you be taken that seriously?


And by the way you only know I'm a taint because you've been sucking my dick for the last two years, and by the way, if bite one more time, I will dick slap you so hard your eyes will pop out, and then I'll fuck eyeholes...bitch.

Quote Fuck Yeah!!!!

Ya damn right.....

[Seak]

SLAME'D

[Weez]

Quote Originally Posted by SPIKE you have no dick. A leaf??? Why aren't you guys going around the world handing out Molson's? suck my cock maple tree fucker. I will dick slap you so hard your eyes will pop out, and then I'll fuck eyeholes...bitch.

LOL MEL'd

[Vita]

Quote Originally Posted by SPIKE Really? Come on now...don't fuck with yourself

Finally, something fun to do.

Quote Originally Posted by SPIKE That's because your a bunch of fucking pussies, and what's worse is that you let THE FRENCH split your country in half. When you let the THE FRENCH do what ever they want than you know you have no dick.

the french split our country in half? Last I checked we were just 1 country, not two or three. Besides, no self respecting canadian likes the french either. World looks down on genocide though. Besides, they make smoked meat sandwiches. It's a good thing you guys don't have any french people down in the south, like New Orleans for example, that would be a disaster!

Quote Originally Posted by SPIKE Technically your still a territory to Great Britain and the Queen technically still rules over you, but she couldn't really give a rat's ass about it because the only thing you guys actually make that anyone would be interested in is Crown Royal.

Actually, technically, she doesn't. I mean, I don't want to tell you your an uneducated american dumbass, but if you maybe opened a book about your friendly neighbour (nobody likes mexico) you'd know that while Canada was a Dominion back in 1867 when we formed, we've been standing on our own little two feet since 1982. So not only does the queen not technically rule us, under the Canada Act, we're not a territory either. Maybe that's why we don't have the Union Jack in our flag?

Quote Originally Posted by SPIKE So you put a leaf on your flag....really??? A leaf???

Oh look there's the flag again. You put a bunch of homo stripes and stars on yours, sounds pretty gay to me. The good news though is that our flag hasn't really been copied by a bunch of suckups, I'm sure you guys must feel the same when looking at, oh I don't know, Liberia, Malaysa, Puerto Rico. I didn't know having third world countries suck your dick was so cool. Doesn't sound homosexual at all.

Quote Originally Posted by SPIKE Apparently piggybacking our armed forces in everything we do is your method for spreading world peace. Why aren't you guys going around the world handing out Molson's, going to local bars and blurting out "Oh Canada" now that might actually work.

Who was in World War 1 first? What, we we're? What about World War 2? Us again? Your kidding! my god, it's like we're actually loyal to our friends in there time of need and you guys are just bitches, eh? That's gotta hurt the old pride, especially when you guys brag about your wars so much, hmmm? Joining for the victory party is hardly what I'd consider impressive. Don't worry I'm sure you went on to prove how dominant you were as a military power in places like Vietnam and Iraq. There great vacation destinations now, right?

Also, don't get me started on how your beer is basically just water.

Quote Originally Posted by SPIKE The only reason you were in the war was because you were a territory of the British Empire and you had to go, so don't give me you valant bravery shit. And Secondly which country did the whole world call on to actually END the wars...that's right suck my cock maple tree fucker.

Valiant Bravery from us humble Canadians? That can't be. Not something like, oh I don't know, Vimy ridge where 150k French troops died trying to fight off the Germans. Then the british came in and they got slaughtered too! So then who did they send in, us lowly canadians, i guess just to keep us busy. Well wouldn't you know it, we took the whole thing from those wacky germans with under 4 thousand casualties. Wow, I guess we're good at something other than beer and bacon afterall.

Quote Originally Posted by SPIKE Your currency is called the looney...can you be taken that seriously?

Our dollar is just slightly under par with yours, after being ahead of it and jostling for position for the last few years. If you can't take ours seriously, how can you take your own? Also it's called the loonie because there's a picture of a loon on it. Kinda the same reason your bill is called the one dollar bill...because it's a one dollar bill. Not my fault you put homo pyramids on your money

Quote Originally Posted by SPIKE And by the way you only know I'm a taint because you've been sucking my dick for the last two years, and by the way, if bite one more time, I will dick slap you so hard your eyes will pop out, and then I'll fuck eyeholes...bitch.

I think you've got this backwards. You must mean the other members of EWO

Quote Originally Posted by Seak SLAME'D

I rest my case...

Quote Originally Posted by SPIKE Ya damn right.....

Damn right is right.

[Deezy]

Quote Originally Posted by Vita Finally, something fun to do. the french split our country in half? Last I checked we were just 1 country, not two or three. Besides, no self respecting canadian likes the french either. World looks down on genocide though. Besides, they make smoked meat sandwiches. It's a good thing you guys don't have any french people down in the south, like New Orleans for example, that would be a disaster! Actually, technically, she doesn't. I mean, I don't want to tell you your an uneducated american dumbass, but if you maybe opened a book about your friendly neighbour (nobody likes mexico) you'd know that while Canada was a Dominion back in 1867 when we formed, we've been standing on our own little two feet since 1982. So not only does the queen not technically rule us, under the Canada Act, we're not a territory either. Maybe that's why we don't have the Union Jack in our flag? Oh look there's the flag again. You put a bunch of homo stripes and stars on yours, sounds pretty gay to me. The good news though is that our flag hasn't really been copied by a bunch of suckups, I'm sure you guys must feel the same when looking at, oh I don't know, Liberia, Malaysa, Puerto Rico. I didn't know having third world countries suck your dick was so cool. Doesn't sound homosexual at all. Who was in World War 1 first? What, we we're? What about World War 2? Us again? Your kidding! my god, it's like we're actually loyal to our friends in there time of need and you guys are just bitches, eh? That's gotta hurt the old pride, especially when you guys brag about your wars so much, hmmm? Joining for the victory party is hardly what I'd consider impressive. Don't worry I'm sure you went on to prove how dominant you were as a military power in places like Vietnam and Iraq. There great vacation destinations now, right? Also, don't get me started on how your beer is basically just water. Valiant Bravery from us humble Canadians? That can't be. Not something like, oh I don't know, Vimy ridge where 150k French troops died trying to fight off the Germans. Then the british came in and they got slaughtered too! So then who did they send in, us lowly canadians, i guess just to keep us busy. Well wouldn't you know it, we took the whole thing from those wacky germans with under 4 thousand casualties. Wow, I guess we're good at something other than beer and bacon afterall. Our dollar is just slightly under par with yours, after being ahead of it and jostling for position for the last few years. If you can't take ours seriously, how can you take your own? Also it's called the loonie because there's a picture of a loon on it. Kinda the same reason your bill is called the one dollar bill...because it's a one dollar bill. Not my fault you put homo pyramids on your money I think you've got this backwards. You must mean the other members of EWO I rest my case... Damn right is right.

Quote Originally Posted by Seak SLAME'D

Bacon'd

[SPIKE]

Quote Originally Posted by Vita Finally, something fun to do. Quote the french split our country in half? Last I checked we were just 1 country, not two or three. Besides, no self respecting canadian likes the french either. World looks down on genocide though. Besides, they make smoked meat sandwiches. It's a good thing you guys don't have any french people down in the south, like New Orleans for example, that would be a disaster! They're not french they're cajun, if a french person listened to a cajun speak they would be disgusted (good for the cajuns), however, in Quebec, the french truly recognize them. Considering the fact that Quebec basically splits your country in half, you got divided by the french. Quote Actually, technically, she doesn't. I mean, I don't want to tell you your an uneducated american dumbass, but if you maybe opened a book about your friendly neighbour (nobody likes mexico) you'd know that while Canada was a Dominion back in 1867 when we formed, we've been standing on our own little two feet since 1982. So not only does the queen not technically rule us, under the Canada Act, we're not a territory either. Maybe that's why we don't have the Union Jack in our flag? First of all that's you're not your...guess no one really listens to English teachers anymore. And technically your allowed to rule under yourselves with supervision by the Queen, hence why the Queen didn't come to the Olympics because she didn't want to make a power scene, because she would have been more powerful than your government. And still it took you until 1982 to actually be potty trained and do it all by yourself...I'm glad your a big boy now, we only been doing it on our own for I don't know 206 before you started... Quote Oh look there's the flag again. You put a bunch of homo stripes and stars on yours, sounds pretty gay to me. The good news though is that our flag hasn't really been copied by a bunch of suckups, I'm sure you guys must feel the same when looking at, oh I don't know, Liberia, Malaysa, Puerto Rico. I didn't know having third world countries suck your dick was so cool. Doesn't sound homosexual at all. And who sucks your dick? Oh that's right nobody wants you to... And seriously man...a leaf....you guys couldn't think of anything better than a leaf? Quote Who was in World War 1 first? What, we we're? What about World War 2? Us again? Your kidding! my god, it's like we're actually loyal to our friends in there time of need and you guys are just bitches, eh? That's gotta hurt the old pride, especially when you guys brag about your wars so much, hmmm? Joining for the victory party is hardly what I'd consider impressive. Don't worry I'm sure you went on to prove how dominant you were as a military power in places like Vietnam and Iraq. There great vacation destinations now, right? Wait didn't I just say that you had no choice because at that time, which you just said when you were teaching me about your laws was that your were basically a territory up until 1982. Which means you basically HAD to go because the Royal Empire ordered you to go. Second of all, you and your mother country couldn't get the job done on your own so both times you came crawling back to us so that you guys could actually win. Iraq and Vietnam weren't great vacation destinations before we bombed the piss out of them. Besides the French were in Vietnam first and quit which means we had to clean up there mess, but they were able to split Canada in half.... Quote Also, don't get me started on how your beer is basically just water And Molson isn't? Do me a favor have a Sam Adams, and shut the fuck up. Quote Valiant Bravery from us humble Canadians? That can't be. Not something like, oh I don't know, Vimy ridge where 150k French troops died trying to fight off the Germans. Then the british came in and they got slaughtered too! So then who did they send in, us lowly canadians, i guess just to keep us busy. Well wouldn't you know it, we took the whole thing from those wacky germans with under 4 thousand casualties. Wow, I guess we're good at something other than beer and bacon afterall. So what your saying is that you were called in to win a battle because the french and your mother country couldn't get the job done against the Germans....I don't know I think we did that twice...with the whole continent of Europe... Quote Our dollar is just slightly under par with yours, after being ahead of it and jostling for position for the last few years. If you can't take ours seriously, how can you take your own? Also it's called the loonie because there's a picture of a loon on it. Kinda the same reason your bill is called the one dollar bill...because it's a one dollar bill. Not my fault you put homo pyramids on your money Once again it's called the loonie...you can't defend that...and your dollar is just like your country just slightly under par with ours.... Quote I think you've got this backwards. You must mean the other members of EWO You think you're cool at PWM, that's like the college graduate that goes back and hits on Freshmen in high school...statutory man...statutory Quote I rest my case... That basically you tried to defend yourself by getting mad and serious is quite sad on your part...Canda is like an old bitch in a loft apartment that always complains about how loud the great house party is downstairs... Damn right is right.

Finally something you got right.

[SPIKE]

Quote Originally Posted by Deezy Bacon'd

It's not bacon it's ham...just what the canadiens take a perfectly good product, make their own version and fuck it up...I'm talking to you Molson.

[Rockamania]

*puts on Will Smith Voice*

Welcome to earth!!!

[M.V.P.]

i can't take canada or pro-canadian rhetoric serious mainly because canada isn't a real country.

[Jiso]

Slame'd

[Tech]

Wow this thread fucking sucks

[Seak]

Quote Originally Posted by Vita Finally, something fun to do. the french split our country in half? Last I checked we were just 1 country, not two or three. Besides, no self respecting canadian likes the french either. World looks down on genocide though. Besides, they make smoked meat sandwiches. It's a good thing you guys don't have any french people down in the south, like New Orleans for example, that would be a disaster! Actually, technically, she doesn't. I mean, I don't want to tell you your an uneducated american dumbass, but if you maybe opened a book about your friendly neighbour (nobody likes mexico) you'd know that while Canada was a Dominion back in 1867 when we formed, we've been standing on our own little two feet since 1982. So not only does the queen not technically rule us, under the Canada Act, we're not a territory either. Maybe that's why we don't have the Union Jack in our flag? Oh look there's the flag again. You put a bunch of homo stripes and stars on yours, sounds pretty gay to me. The good news though is that our flag hasn't really been copied by a bunch of suckups, I'm sure you guys must feel the same when looking at, oh I don't know, Liberia, Malaysa, Puerto Rico. I didn't know having third world countries suck your dick was so cool. Doesn't sound homosexual at all. Who was in World War 1 first? What, we we're? What about World War 2? Us again? Your kidding! my god, it's like we're actually loyal to our friends in there time of need and you guys are just bitches, eh? That's gotta hurt the old pride, especially when you guys brag about your wars so much, hmmm? Joining for the victory party is hardly what I'd consider impressive. Don't worry I'm sure you went on to prove how dominant you were as a military power in places like Vietnam and Iraq. There great vacation destinations now, right? Also, don't get me started on how your beer is basically just water. Valiant Bravery from us humble Canadians? That can't be. Not something like, oh I don't know, Vimy ridge where 150k French troops died trying to fight off the Germans. Then the british came in and they got slaughtered too! So then who did they send in, us lowly canadians, i guess just to keep us busy. Well wouldn't you know it, we took the whole thing from those wacky germans with under 4 thousand casualties. Wow, I guess we're good at something other than beer and bacon afterall. Our dollar is just slightly under par with yours, after being ahead of it and jostling for position for the last few years. If you can't take ours seriously, how can you take your own? Also it's called the loonie because there's a picture of a loon on it. Kinda the same reason your bill is called the one dollar bill...because it's a one dollar bill. Not my fault you put homo pyramids on your money I think you've got this backwards. You must mean the other members of EWO I rest my case... Damn right is right.

[Tech]

Did we really need this thread?

Fuck

[Tech]

Did we really need this thread?

Fuck

[Seak]

yes we did Tech

[Seak]

We need as many threads telling Vita to fuck off as possible.

[Jiso]

Seak and Spike, champions of this thread

[Vita]

This is what this thread is like.

[Jiso]

Quote Originally Posted by Vita This is what this thread is like.

[Seak]

Quote Originally Posted by Vita This is what this thread is like.

this is what Vita is like

[Vita]

I'm not fucking the ass, if that was the case I'd be down. Who wants poop on there fingers?

[Tech]

Fuck this fucking thread

[Seak]

This thread is now just to annoy Tech.....

[Seak]

.............and Vita's a fag

[Vita]

Mission accomplished.

[Tech]

someone has to delete this steaming pile of vita/seak horse shit

its just fucking terrible.

[Weez]

That video is fucking ancient, Vita. Pure Anti-American rubbish. Anyone can do 1000 interviews on the street and take the retarded 12 or so that don't know a fucking thing and make a chopped and spliced video of it. Yay!

[Vita]

I'm not looking up the dates of it and does the date matter, you think those people went and picked up a book and learned something?

You can't deny that americans are ignorant of history that doesn't revolve around them. Every book I own on history from an american company has a brutal slant to it. I have a book on world history that doesn't start until america is founded, apparently that's the first thing to happen. about 50 pages on the american civil war, maybe a page on Napoleon.

I seem to recall a poll done on hundreds of thousand of americans who couldn't point out where iraq was on a map when you guys fucking invaded.


edit: 34 posts out of this thread, clearly canada > america

[Deezy]

I like this thread, Americans reminding us all how awesome they are, all the time, they remind us when they were living large, almost 10/20/30/40/50/60 years ago, give or take.


Doesn't look insecure at all.

Not like Canada who needs to come to the defence of their country whenever someone takes a shot at them.

This thread isn't full of insecurities at all.

[Vita]

I just like the fact the forum wasn't boring for a week. I'll try to un-boreify it for another week a few down the line.

[Weez]

350 million people.

[Vita]

did you just say your better because of population?

Okay, you're 10x better than us...and China and India are way better than you? Who really believes that logic.

That would also make PWMania better than EWO, by that logic. Who believes that either?

[Weez]

No, when you have 350 million people, you can have a few hundred thousand ignorant people. Lets see. 300k people (a generous total) is .000857% of the population. I can accept that. Yup, we're all ignorant hicks.

[Weez]

By can have, I meant WILL have. Editing sucks on my phone.